If we can't win, you can't play...

Nine year old Jericho Scott is a very good baseball pitcher; so good in fact that he has been banned from pitching against other nine year olds in his league. He has never hit an opposing batter, however, league officials say it is 'just too scary' for kids to have to face him.

'If only' she wasn't such a Serious Loser...

Jodie Edwards 'forgot' her baby in the back seat of her car and went to work from 8:30 am to 4:30 pm on Wednesday, August 20th. As a result, her 11 month old daughter Jenna died a horible death.

The coroner has ruled Jenna's death the result of heat stroke. Her body temperature was a staggering 110 degrees when taken 1 hour and 15 minutes after she was discovered. Jenna's tiny hands were clenched into fists and she was covered in blisters and burns.

Man arested for taking his son on a nude bike ride

Ok, someone HAS to get me this guy's name as I really must know where to send the "I'm a Serious Loser" T-shirt... not that he'd wear it but it's the principle of the thing.

"Schmidt said the boy was in tears as police took him and his father away"

My guess was that it was because the bicycle seat was chaffing his legs :P

"One cyclist who declined to give her name said the man took off the boy's pants

She said most of the cyclists did not agree with the situation and would not be protesting.

"The leaders of this event do not support what the guy did," she said.

Patrick "Booger Red" Kelly will soon be joining a new swingers club

It took jurors only 15 minutes to convict Patrick "Booger Red" Kelly of helping to set up a "kindergarten" in which young children were taught to dance provocatively and given mood altering drugs. The children were then forced to 'perform' in the Mineola Swinger's Club.

Kelly was also accused of having sexual contact with 5 of the children tied to the case.

16 year old drops out of high school to play Guitar Hero

Blake Peebles,(16)of Raleigh, North Carolina, dropped out of high school last September in order to devote more time to playing Guitar Hero, according to an article in the Raleigh News & Observer.

RE: http://www.newsobserver.com/2766/story/1155589.html

So, the pressure of going to school was too much for this aspiring young gamer... that’s cool, I understand; and frankly have no qualms about alternative schooling and education when you truly excel at something.

I mean where would Michael Phelps be if he had troubled himself with the rigors of obtaining a high school education?